This article is about the chronic medical condition. For the similar fictional condition "moonrock poisoning", see Portal 2.
Moon Poisoning
Last updated: 7 August 2025
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Moon Poisoning is a chronic illness caused by exposure to evil moon particles. Symptoms include painin[sic] multiple parts of the body, including the brain, teeth, and soul, autotuning affecting the vocal chords, and "Late to stream" syndrome. Individuals affected by moon poisoning do not appreciate it.[1]
Causes
Moon Poisoning is caused by being put on the moon. They put Rin Penrose on the moon. Why did they do that
Medication
There is no cure for Moon Poisoning, but symptoms can be reduced with medication. Medications used to treat Moon Poisoning include small quantities of moon, which make it illegal to ship the patient back to the moon since it is already in their system.[2] Despite this, medication is not always effective.[citation needed]